Age: 23 (for practical purposes, Jesse and Angie celebrate the same birthday, which is on the cusp of Gemini/Cancer, but Jesse seems to reflect more of the Gemini traits, while Angie reflects more of the Cancer traits.)
Sign: Gemini
IQ: 144
Favorite Band(s): Crass, Black Flag, Flipper
Favorite Beatle: John Lennon
Favorite Monkee: Mike Nesmith (but only because of Repo Man)
Favorite Twin Peaks Episode(s): Episode 2 & 5
If you want him to dance you play: he refuses to divulge that information.
FUNFACT: Jesse is named after someone Ralph had a crush on, and just happens to be the same person who sold Ralph the X laced with PCP which freaked him out the last time he ever did drugs.

Agenesia Cory

Age: 23 (but depends on Issue)
Sign: Cancer
IQ: 156
Favorite Band(s): Pixies, Skinny Puppy
Favorite Beatle: George Harrison
Favorite Monkee: Mike Nesmith
Favorite Twin Peaks Episode(s): 18-20 (the ones with David Duchovny in drag)
If you want her to dance you play: "Expectations" by Belle and Sebastian or "Divine Hammer" by the Breeders

FUN FACT: Agenesia was named after the charachter Ralph had the first and only time he ever played Vampire: The Masquerade

Among their other fascinating traits, hyenas also have a bizarre gift from nature; both males and females have external genitalia. Therefore, females can (and do) perform as males sexually. There was an anecdote about a zoologist who was sent to the African plains to collect 5 male and 5 female hyenas for a study; well he found his 5 males easily, but couldn't find any females. Imagine his surprise when 3 of his "males" gave birth to hyena kittens!

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